Words I Hate

There are words that make my skin crawl. Here they are. Say words out loud for full impact.


1. Flesh: I had a Bible teacher that wanted to constantly make sure we understood that Jesus was FLESH. She would pinch the skin on her arm when she said it to emphasis her point.

2. Ointment: I don't like this word because saying "oi" sounds nasal and gross.

3. Panties: Unless you are 5 years old, don't say it.

4. Pus: Self-explanatory

5. Pearl: I know that pearls are pretty, but say this word out loud. It's stupid.

6. Grotty: This word literally makes me cringe when someone says it.

So your lesson for today: Don't say words that are ugly. I'm sure there are hundreds more that I can't think of at the moment. Just don't do it.

Trapped

Has This Ever Happened To You?


A person you don't particularly want to speak with texts your phone.
To be polite, you text them back.

THEN

They call you right after you text them because they know that you are with your phone and obviously free. THEY TRAP YOU.

Why Does This Happen?


People do this when they know it's the only way someone will talk to them. They are not ashamed of how pathetic they are.

Why Do I Consistently Fall For It?


I will ALWAYS answer the phone because I don't want them to think I'm a bitch. The truth is, I am a bitch. While I'm talking to them on the phone, I am repeating over and over in my head "I wish you would fall down an elevator shaft."

That's not really true. But I am annoyed. So, please don't trap me. It makes me sad. Thanks.